Posted 4 days ago

tamedfangirl:

squarerootofpreston:

m-cmlxxv:

yesterdaysvintagenightmares:

I expect nothing less.

THE SNITCH ONE OH MY GOD

I will say no if you don’t propose with the snitch or the har

If I ever marry someone, I getting the pokeball and in the middle of a nice dinner somewhere I’m gonna whip it out and be like I CHOOSE YOU! If you choose me too, of course.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

Posted 5 days ago

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

Posted 5 days ago

sandandglass:

Gwyneth Paltrow touching Lee Mack’s balls. 

Posted 5 days ago

thebluelip-blondie:

tastefullyoffensive:

Lip Art by Makeup Artist Laura Jenkinson

Related: Makeup Transformations

I can’t even contour and y’all outcha uping the damn ante like bitch chill

Posted 5 days ago

azucena1202:

How I deal with kids…

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

Posted 5 days ago
Dont mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Anonymous (via lindsaylately)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty)

Posted 5 days ago
annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

Posted 5 days ago

live fast die young bad girls do it well

live fast die young bad girls do it well

(Source: bozzapipol)